November 2011
46 posts
- some guy: pushes you out of the way
- me: do you know who I am on the internet
Imagine if Jay had a child called 'Derulo' and all the parents at school would be like
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
‘HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN JAY’S SON DERULOOOOO?’
“If he wrote it he could get rid of it. He had gotten rid of many things by writing about them.”
—Ernest Hemingway, “Fathers and Sons” (via scout)
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If Harry Potter movies were titled by the clothes he wear...
-Harry Potter and My Hogwarts Uniform.
-Harry Potter and I defeated the Basilisc with my Hogwarts Uniform
-Harry Potter and I met my godfather with a blue shirt
-Harry Potter and The red shirt I wear all the movie
-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt again
-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt again
-Harry Potter and I changed the blue shirt for the red one
-Harry potter and I will confront my fate with my old blue shirt.
“Perhaps we don’t like what we see: our hips, our loss of hair, our shoe size, our dimples, our knuckles too big, our eating habits, our disposition. We have disclosed these things in secret, likes and dislikes, behind doors with locks, our lonely rooms, our messy desks, our empty hearts, our sudden bursts of energy, our sudden bouts of. Don’t worry. Put away your mirrors and your beauty magazines and your books on tape. There is someone right here who knows you more than you do, who is making room on the couch, who is fixing a meal, who is putting on your favorite record, who is listening intently to what you have to say, who is standing there with you, face to face, hand to hand, eye to eye, mouth to mouth. There is no space left uncovered. This is where you belong.”
—Sufjan Stevens (via blua)
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